1 00:00:53,889 --> 00:00:58,933 PHONE AGENDA 2 00:01:00,029 --> 00:01:04,688 A Nelson LYON film 3 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:12,587 Starring ROGER CARMEL NORMAN ROSE, BARRY MORSE 4 00:01:14,078 --> 00:01:18,790 Also: Sarah Kennedy and others 5 00:01:42,116 --> 00:01:48,653 Production designer: Jim TAYLOR 6 00:02:08,056 --> 00:02:13,655 Operator: Leon PERER Editing: Len Salzberg 7 00:02:21,784 --> 00:02:26,713 Composer and conductor: Nate SESSOVER 8 00:02:38,504 --> 00:02:42,720 Producer: Mervyn BLOCH 9 00:02:44,112 --> 00:02:48,013 Screenwriter and director: Nelson LYON 10 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:18,937 Good afternoon. 11 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,605 Calling service to the Lord. 12 00:04:20,647 --> 00:04:26,027 O Most Merciful, accept our prayers for us and for our neighbors. 13 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:30,240 Protect from temptation who have fallen into despondency. 14 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:33,535 Give us strength to resist to the impure. 15 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:37,580 Don't abandon the one who is alone who fears evil. 16 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,416 who are tired and depressed... 17 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,128 who suffers himself and sees the suffering of his neighbor. 18 00:04:44,254 --> 00:04:49,759 Strengthen our souls, teach us patience. 19 00:04:50,426 --> 00:04:52,136 Amen. 20 00:04:52,262 --> 00:04:54,138 Thank you for your call. 21 00:04:54,222 --> 00:04:59,727 Call our hotline. We are waiting for you. Good luck. 22 00:06:16,596 --> 00:06:18,306 Well, hello. 23 00:06:18,389 --> 00:06:23,269 I'm calling about a matter very important matter. 24 00:06:23,311 --> 00:06:25,813 I was just captivated by you for your incredible tits. 25 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:34,739 I would like to run my foot to you directly ****... 26 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:40,912 Pinch your nose with the thumb and index finger. 27 00:06:40,995 --> 00:06:43,748 and pull him to his ****.... 28 00:06:46,668 --> 00:06:50,463 Thus, while the right hand is in the specified area. 29 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:52,632 you take a ball of chocolate ice cream. 30 00:06:52,674 --> 00:06:57,303 with crunchy cashews, soaked in cream. 31 00:06:57,345 --> 00:07:01,683 and you lubricate it slowly for all your ****... 32 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:09,107 I am a businessman. I am responsible for many things. 33 00:07:09,274 --> 00:07:13,278 Paying the bills, everything is under control. 34 00:07:13,444 --> 00:07:15,488 You can't fool me. 35 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,995 As decently, surrounded by models. 36 00:07:22,912 --> 00:07:27,542 Anyway, I'm standing so I can't get off. 37 00:07:28,168 --> 00:07:31,880 My secret. inner peace 38 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,428 I used to be a bell ringer I used to 39 00:07:38,553 --> 00:07:41,556 I'm not afraid to report it... 40 00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:43,850 because right now. I'm back to normal. 41 00:07:44,601 --> 00:07:48,938 Although. I've done a lot of things! 42 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:55,028 Before dialing the number... 43 00:07:55,111 --> 00:07:59,699 I used to wet my free hand in a soup bowl. 44 00:08:00,575 --> 00:08:02,160 I think... 45 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:07,582 Above all, then. I loved it bean. 46 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:09,292 It's funny! 47 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:16,341 But it's safe to discuss it now. Everything must be under control. 48 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:25,850 Anyway, while the thick, hot mud The thick, hot mud dripped from my hand. 49 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,437 I called the Sisters of Charity. 50 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:36,528 This interaction with the nuns It continued for about 10 years. 51 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:42,283 Know. These are incredibly kind people. 52 00:08:42,408 --> 00:08:44,369 They will always listen to you. 53 00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:52,836 And now. there is no need to have dirty talks with strangers. 54 00:08:54,295 --> 00:09:01,010 You know, I am aware that we will all be dead in a year. 55 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:04,806 The world will be swallowed from the depths of Atlantis. 56 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:08,393 A little green man a little green man 57 00:09:08,476 --> 00:09:12,730 and blinds us with its icy shine! 58 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:20,780 This light, this secret knowledge. 59 00:09:21,531 --> 00:09:26,911 brought peace to my soul It gave me a healthy personal life... 60 00:09:27,036 --> 00:09:29,164 and get rich. 61 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,501 Good luck. 62 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:11,956 Hello? 63 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:24,233 I'm happy for you. I feel envious. 64 00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:28,306 It's just a voice on the phone, but it's like a work of art! 65 00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:43,154 God, I wish you hadn't heard that! He's some kind of smarmy demon! 66 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:51,162 On another occasion. I would love listen to something 67 00:10:51,287 --> 00:10:53,790 what is lovely gentleman. 68 00:10:53,873 --> 00:10:56,000 I have never been treated like this I've never been talked to like that in my life! 69 00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:58,670 What a way to to end things like this. 70 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:03,842 Look, um. you have no idea how busy I am. 71 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,323 Hello? 72 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:45,409 Well, hello. 73 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:50,455 What a strange time for intimate calls. Forward! 74 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,874 Our relationship was quite... 75 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:55,544 ...impressive. 76 00:11:55,627 --> 00:12:01,425 I was thinking we should convert the calls in a daily routine. 77 00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:05,637 ...I hope there are no objections. 78 00:12:06,722 --> 00:12:11,018 then you should know I'm very demanding. 79 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:15,314 I like the attention. and I'm a little jealous. 80 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:19,484 But most importantly, I'm like a tiger in bed! 81 00:12:19,568 --> 00:12:21,028 Alright. 82 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:26,199 So you can be modest and do four or five sessions a day. four or five sessions a day. 83 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:29,870 ...as long as you can stand it. 84 00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:31,872 Aren't you afraid that I report you to the police? 85 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:34,499 No, I'm tired of bells and whistles. 86 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,793 Trust in man... 87 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,629 one voice is enough for me. 88 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:45,344 I'm actually pretty. 89 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:48,347 I don't wear clothes. 90 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:50,682 Shall we get to it? 91 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,851 Let's do it a little later. 92 00:12:53,435 --> 00:12:55,896 There's someone else I have to call. 93 00:12:56,021 --> 00:12:57,814 Let's get together! 94 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,067 We barely know each other... 95 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,112 ...what if I'm a monster? 96 00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:07,199 Don't be ridiculous! You work miracles! 97 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:09,660 You are very reckless. 98 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:12,412 Get me a date! 99 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,167 Please. 100 00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:20,796 Well, please. 101 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:31,515 My name is John Smith... 102 00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:35,060 ...it's in the manual. 103 00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:36,728 By phone? 104 00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:38,564 Exactly. 105 00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:40,816 Manhattan. 106 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:44,444 LET'S SEE IF YOU FIND IT YOURSELF. 107 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,864 WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU. 108 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:55,914 What can we say about what we have seen..... 109 00:13:55,998 --> 00:14:01,128 except for the fact that it is explicit explicit for adults? 110 00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:03,714 A special kind of provocation..... 111 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:08,552 that only those with taste problems who have taste problems. 112 00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:16,935 Hello, aren't you the one who just called me? 113 00:14:18,395 --> 00:14:23,025 Hello, aren't you the one who just called me? 114 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:25,068 Hello. It's... 115 00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:26,987 not you... 116 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:30,198 Are you, um. Aren't you the same John Smith What calls the ladies? 117 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,367 It's you? My God! 118 00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:36,496 You've probably heard it hundreds of times the opinion. 119 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:41,001 what this or that movie It was a revelation to the public. 120 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:44,922 But thinking people like you They realized it a long time ago. 121 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:49,092 that these claims They are worthless. 122 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:50,886 Demonstrate first... 123 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,600 and then try it and tell stories afterwards. 124 00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:20,999 The camera does not always capture what's on your mind. 125 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,628 Cinema is something uncompromising. 126 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:28,507 You must dedicate every every fiber of your being. 127 00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:32,761 be so involved in the process. 128 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,059 Take off your cape. 129 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:42,312 What is happening here? 130 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:44,815 We start with traditional postures. 131 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,234 Everything has its turn. 132 00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:50,654 How do I know it was you who called me today? 133 00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:55,284 Of course! Today I called a lot of people. 134 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:58,954 I can't remember them all at once. My head is in a mess. 135 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:01,873 Why do you have to say so many obscenities? 136 00:16:01,957 --> 00:16:05,294 For self-preservation, to prevent it from being compromised. 137 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,881 That's the rule: the first thing you say vulgarities as a filter. 138 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:12,801 - What is the filter for? - I said it's for protection! 139 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:16,179 In my job, it's better not to screw around... and not bother the authorities. 140 00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:18,682 Is this what you call work? 141 00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,603 No, it's a "vacation"! 142 00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:25,856 And what is your profession? 143 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:35,616 What if I'm the best porn actor porn actor in history? 144 00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:39,536 No... what do you mean "yes"? Yeah! 145 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:43,290 - An actor named John Smith? - Imagine this. 146 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,711 Of course, in porn, it is common alias. 147 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:52,841 It's not that the name is pathetic, but it has to be big. 148 00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:57,930 Don't you agree that the nickname Gar-Poon It can be amazing, right? 149 00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:03,101 Remember: Gar is my name. 150 00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:08,273 And Poon is, like, a family name. 151 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:13,737 I got the impression that you really didn't want to know me 152 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:18,951 I can't do everything at once! I need a reaction, an answer. 153 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:22,788 I must believe in the flame of inextinguishable passion. 154 00:17:22,913 --> 00:17:28,543 ...on the other side of the line. My charisma needs payment. 155 00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:32,297 That's it. Come on, get dressed. 156 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:36,301 Look, you've been a little hyperactive 157 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:39,554 Don't forget: your character comes from a decent family! 158 00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:41,890 Do you have any children. 159 00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:43,892 Who will be next? 160 00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,362 Come on, everyone! 161 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,489 All at once! 162 00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:01,910 Let's do it! 163 00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:06,206 In pose number 72! 164 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,966 You'll have to wait, darling. It's okay, you'll find yourself soon. 165 00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:00,068 I don't know what you're talking about. 166 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,946 We have a movie audition. I thought you were smart. 167 00:19:03,029 --> 00:19:06,241 My triumphant emergence to the industry! 168 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:11,646 I'm trying my hand at directing and the central character. 169 00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,816 Like Chaplin, or H.G. Wells. 170 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:20,196 It won't just be a movie, but my personal statement. 171 00:19:21,155 --> 00:19:23,082 And what is the argument? 172 00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:27,144 A passionate obstruction del estado actual de la sociedad. 173 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:29,021 What is happening to society? 174 00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:31,990 Fuck you... This is not the time to argue. 175 00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,927 A society in conflict with the elements! 176 00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,680 So. all the ones that didn't fit, leave a phone number. 177 00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:50,308 If the imagination strikes, I will call you. 178 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,320 And don't stop the obscene calls, You are a brilliant storyteller. 179 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:10,119 Why don't you check the fridge some rectal ointment. 180 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:14,039 You, a little to the left. Let's make the passion! 181 00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:16,542 Can't you be serious?! 182 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:20,754 Our business is not so romantic like everyone believes. 183 00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:25,884 cherry crumble, good morning. 184 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:29,597 Come on, baby, do your job. 185 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,874 Get him out of my sight! 186 00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:26,559 Thank you Cherry, It's brilliant! 187 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,980 - Listen, what's your name? -Alice. 188 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:47,113 Come on, take off your cape! 189 00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:58,249 I think I have found what I was looking for. 190 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:23,323 The right heel is free - That's all I can offer for now. 191 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:25,367 Don't worry, darling. 192 00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:27,869 If you are proactive, I will return it to you multiplied by a hundred. 193 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,830 I'll overtake you. 194 00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:32,833 Somewhere you can be brave enough with your mouth 195 00:22:37,629 --> 00:22:39,881 Well, what are you sitting for? 196 00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:44,952 I have a problem: I don't know what to do about it. 197 00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:48,098 Improvise, boy, improvise! 198 00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:01,069 Very good, someone give me the phone! 199 00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:11,038 Hello, good afternoon. The holemount company. 200 00:23:11,121 --> 00:23:12,706 Whom? 201 00:23:12,831 --> 00:23:15,792 А... Yes, I have it. One moment, please! 202 00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:21,798 Alright, everyone, let's pass the phone. to the girl with the right heel! 203 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,843 Thank you, sir. 204 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,978 Cover your nose with your hand and swallow. 205 00:23:38,607 --> 00:23:39,691 Hello? 206 00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:41,652 Well, hello. 207 00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:42,527 My God, is that you? 208 00:23:42,653 --> 00:23:44,613 Who else? 209 00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:46,156 Who is in bed with me? 210 00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,575 I think he is a scammer. 211 00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:49,826 Where can I find you? 212 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,537 Still there. 213 00:23:52,871 --> 00:23:55,582 In the telephone directory. 214 00:24:24,069 --> 00:24:25,654 Anyway, Alice. 215 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,367 stop making those calls To hell with these scammers. 216 00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:33,578 A relationship like that is like a highway to nowhere. 217 00:24:33,704 --> 00:24:35,205 Don't worry, I'll be careful. 218 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:39,490 What do you need me for? Stay home, take your calls. 219 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,628 I'm bored at home. 220 00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:44,631 If I'm sitting there, I want to get my hands on it. 221 00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,383 The house is messing with my psyche. 222 00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:52,431 On another occasion. Of course I'll take you. 223 00:24:52,514 --> 00:24:56,685 Not now, but at another time. Come back when you're in a hurry. 224 00:24:56,810 --> 00:25:00,814 Well, let me get into the bathroom, and I will sit there. 225 00:25:00,897 --> 00:25:04,943 You know you can't occupy You can't use the bathroom. 226 00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,695 Sorry, time's up. 227 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,781 Pay five cents for the next five minutes. 228 00:25:09,865 --> 00:25:12,451 I only have one subway token I still have a subway token. 229 00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:13,994 Sorry, time's up. 230 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,163 Pay five cents for the next five minutes. 231 00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:18,624 I only have one subway token! 232 00:25:26,256 --> 00:25:29,801 Sorry, time's up. Pay the five cents... 233 00:27:59,825 --> 00:28:03,495 Fuck you! Fuck off! Relief! 234 00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:05,539 Fuck off! 235 00:28:05,664 --> 00:28:10,586 - No, please, no! - Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?! 236 00:28:10,669 --> 00:28:12,462 Well, stop it, please! 237 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:15,215 High! High! High! 238 00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:18,802 Stop, stop! Stop! 239 00:28:22,556 --> 00:28:24,516 Oh. heart! 240 00:28:27,102 --> 00:28:29,771 What, you thought that that he was a pervert? 241 00:28:29,897 --> 00:28:32,357 No, I thought you were some kind of social activist. 242 00:28:32,482 --> 00:28:35,444 or occupies an important diplomatic position. 243 00:28:35,569 --> 00:28:38,822 Yes, I'm one of the therapists more expensive therapists. 244 00:28:38,947 --> 00:28:41,700 between 45th and 53rd. 245 00:28:41,783 --> 00:28:43,327 - What neighborhood? - On 8th Avenue. 246 00:28:43,494 --> 00:28:46,788 There has never been a family doctor there has never been a therapist 247 00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:49,833 That's why I opened an office there. 248 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:54,421 He felt it was his duty to introduce psychoanalyze the lower classes of the population... 249 00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:56,784 as long as it is profitable. 250 00:28:56,884 --> 00:28:59,635 Is it not by chance that Mr. Smith What is calling me? 251 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,220 - Not at all. - Are you sure it wasn't you? 252 00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:02,763 I said no! 253 00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:07,184 I'm sorry, I've made another terrible miscalculation again. 254 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,357 Oh, how hairy! 255 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,531 And an ass like a nut. 256 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,242 Hello. Hey! Hey, wait! 257 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:25,118 Wait a minute, where are you going? 258 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,914 Hey, what's your name? Girl! High! Come on, where are you going? 259 00:29:34,378 --> 00:29:37,923 you look like a girl to me sophisticated. 260 00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:41,468 Tell me, are you capable to do more wild things. 261 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:45,097 como el que se desnudó in front of a stranger? 262 00:29:45,138 --> 00:29:46,223 Yes... 263 00:29:47,808 --> 00:29:53,146 twice a week, I play with a big pink vibrator. 264 00:29:53,188 --> 00:29:55,357 Sometimes I pick up a kitten a kitten. 265 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,736 And once a month, a gypsy reads my fortune... in a jar of my own urine. 266 00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:03,073 Today I need a gentleman Kindly give me a coin, 267 00:30:03,157 --> 00:30:06,410 to make enough calls to everyone John Smith of the board. 268 00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:10,956 Then I'll find that John Smith, the dream charmer, 269 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:16,378 that woke me up with a divine with an obscene call. 270 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,672 I'm broke and I'm in love. 271 00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:21,508 Why didn't you tell me that you were broke? 272 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,385 Ask for it. and I will give you what you need. 273 00:30:23,468 --> 00:30:26,889 You can call to whoever you want. 274 00:30:33,187 --> 00:30:34,938 Let's be frank: what do you want? 275 00:30:39,985 --> 00:30:41,153 Entertain me. 276 00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:54,958 In the end. if you can answer to all my questions. 277 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,253 and not in a monosyllabic way, but in a way impressive. 278 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,549 You will fill your pockets with money. So, first question. 279 00:31:02,674 --> 00:31:05,469 - What is your name? -Alice. 280 00:31:06,178 --> 00:31:11,767 I am 18 years old. I'm 120-60-90. 281 00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:14,061 1.58 meters tall. 282 00:31:14,228 --> 00:31:16,730 My Rh factor Or negative. 283 00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:19,399 My zodiac sign is Pisces, Moon in Scorpio. 284 00:31:19,483 --> 00:31:21,818 Outside the home, the Moon is in Cancer, off the floor, it's in Gemini. 285 00:31:21,944 --> 00:31:24,112 I swore. 286 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,210 Pavement. 287 00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,546 - "Pavement?" - Pavement. 288 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,387 Now explain why. 289 00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:52,516 There's no reason, it's just for me It's a dirty word. 290 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:57,354 What is indecent and what is not It is a subconscious decision. 291 00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:05,571 However... a fairy sharp-tongued fairy. 292 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:12,035 I guess your life is full of wild stories, right? 293 00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:16,790 Have you had to do Rorschach tests? 294 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:18,250 Of course. 295 00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:27,467 Tell me what do you see in this photo? 296 00:32:51,450 --> 00:32:53,869 State of Maryland. 297 00:32:57,748 --> 00:32:59,958 - What thing? - A piglet, then. 298 00:33:05,088 --> 00:33:08,300 - What are you doing in bed? - Sleeping. 299 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:12,930 - Let's say you're awake. - So I'm awake. 300 00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:17,226 Okay, okay, I get it! It's better to talk to you speak to you directly, without euphemisms. 301 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:23,482 What has been your experience sexual experience? 302 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:26,944 What do you mean by "experience"? 303 00:33:35,619 --> 00:33:42,000 TELL ME THE BEST FUCK! DO YOU HAVE IT? 304 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:49,258 FUCK! SHIT! 305 00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:59,476 I'll take care of it. 306 00:33:59,601 --> 00:34:02,479 Good for you....we are living. It's nice. 307 00:34:02,563 --> 00:34:05,399 Anyway, it was a a normal guy. 308 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:10,070 He wasn't smart, he wasn't handsome, I never had enough money. 309 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:13,323 Basically, like everyone else, nothing remarkable at all. 310 00:34:13,407 --> 00:34:15,993 And yet everything he did It was fine. 311 00:34:16,076 --> 00:34:18,662 No particular anguish, No stomach cramps. 312 00:34:18,745 --> 00:34:23,250 I was happily married and worked in a bank. 313 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:26,920 It was a bank "ChaseManhattan." 314 00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:30,716 - Don't make it longer! - So... 315 00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:36,638 One morning, he wakes up, and he's like. 316 00:34:37,514 --> 00:34:42,102 At first he didn't notice. He thought it was a phenomenon of nature. 317 00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:44,897 It's a common thing for a guy in the prime of his life. 318 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,100 Honey, I don't understand. What is the problem? 319 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:51,528 What... did this guy have something different from everyone else? 320 00:34:52,112 --> 00:34:53,989 It happened to him... 321 00:34:54,823 --> 00:34:59,453 how to say it. a misunderstanding. 322 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:04,416 Well, let's put it simply: He no longer looked like a gentleman. 323 00:35:09,296 --> 00:35:14,343 It had never happened to me. I worked in a bank, after all. 324 00:35:14,468 --> 00:35:18,388 - I've already been to the bank. - Where were you? 325 00:35:18,555 --> 00:35:21,892 In the fact that you woke up, and there it was. 326 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:25,812 That's right... "and there's this." right under the blanket. 327 00:35:27,022 --> 00:35:30,359 It's like I'm sitting on a shawl... 328 00:35:31,026 --> 00:35:32,986 that was the impression. 329 00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:42,621 At first I thought, well. I'll sit down. wait a little 330 00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:46,458 before you get up and greet someone. 331 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:53,757 It seemed to me that there is nothing special the "update" was no big deal. 332 00:35:53,882 --> 00:35:57,678 To the tough guys that It happens a lot in the morning. 333 00:35:59,972 --> 00:36:05,853 We just have to wait for it part of the body that works. 334 00:36:05,978 --> 00:36:08,564 It has settled down a bit. 335 00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:12,401 Impossible! I waited and nothing changed. 336 00:36:12,484 --> 00:36:14,278 It was firm... 337 00:36:14,361 --> 00:36:15,612 and standing out. 338 00:36:16,196 --> 00:36:17,948 like a bayonet! 339 00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:24,246 There was even an element of patriotism. 340 00:36:25,914 --> 00:36:30,711 I spent about an hour in the "lying erection" position. 341 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,716 It's not that it is holier than thou. 342 00:36:35,841 --> 00:36:38,677 I didn't want to scare my daughter I didn't want to do it, 343 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,471 introducing yourself to her like this. Understand. 344 00:36:41,555 --> 00:36:46,602 sooner or later the child will have to learn everything to find out for yourself, but not so suddenly! 345 00:36:46,685 --> 00:36:49,464 And with the example Dad! 346 00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:53,692 The poor bastard's wife and children They left it like that. 347 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:58,113 - It's time to make money. - Of course. 348 00:36:58,197 --> 00:37:02,242 Anyway, he decided he had no one else He had no one to blame but himself. 349 00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:04,244 stopped going out away from home, 350 00:37:04,286 --> 00:37:07,247 because I was disgusted disgusted 351 00:37:07,331 --> 00:37:08,790 He was treated by doctors... 352 00:37:08,957 --> 00:37:12,669 skin infection specialists and tumors of all kinds. 353 00:37:12,836 --> 00:37:16,089 They wanted to send it to a hospital for evaluation. 354 00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:18,550 But it's like it's taken root. 355 00:37:20,187 --> 00:37:23,440 This is where my roots are! My homeland! 356 00:37:24,149 --> 00:37:28,695 Look, doctors are special people, completely honest, crystal clear. 357 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,291 Not these clowns! 358 00:37:31,326 --> 00:37:32,157 What do you mean by "clowns"? 359 00:37:36,495 --> 00:37:37,996 Finally... 360 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:49,925 when, um. They came here for the first time. and they realized where the dog was buried. 361 00:37:51,468 --> 00:37:52,970 They started laughing. 362 00:37:53,095 --> 00:37:55,639 They roared like horses! 363 00:37:55,722 --> 00:37:57,558 I almost broke it. 364 00:38:01,395 --> 00:38:04,040 Do you understand my... condition? 365 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,108 Don't extend it! 366 00:38:07,359 --> 00:38:11,155 It's time to splurge. The climax is approaching. 367 00:38:14,616 --> 00:38:20,372 Anyway, a week after having this "good fortune I had this "good fortune." 368 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:25,919 я... I looked out the window and I saw her. 369 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:32,426 She just stood there... I thought maybe waiting for the bus or something. 370 00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:34,761 But the bus left, and she stayed! 371 00:38:34,928 --> 00:38:37,139 It's like I've been bewitched. 372 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:41,143 I shouted: "Hey, you, come here!" 373 00:38:41,268 --> 00:38:43,645 I thought it was so original. 374 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:46,732 So modest and intriguing. 375 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:50,319 I made it very clear what is what. 376 00:38:50,444 --> 00:38:53,780 In reality, there was nothing to explain. 377 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:59,203 - It was clear as day. - You have a great mind! 378 00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:01,914 He told me that he had been crushing this and that. 379 00:39:01,997 --> 00:39:05,250 cold showers, hanging weights, eating shit 380 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:07,711 Now it was my turn. 381 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:13,717 No... do this. 382 00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:15,260 So? 383 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:20,557 Good girl, good girl, great! You know how smart you are. 384 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:26,104 Now. do this. 385 00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:30,818 - So? - So. That's it, that's it. 386 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,153 And now. Don't stop. 387 00:39:35,823 --> 00:39:38,951 Very good. now do this and this. 388 00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:40,577 - So? - Oh. 389 00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:44,039 - And that's all? - Uh-oh, that feels good, God. 390 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:47,167 you are magical, a forest fairy 391 00:39:52,673 --> 00:39:58,220 - I need a sip of water. - Please. 392 00:39:58,345 --> 00:40:01,056 ...stay with me, stay with me.... 393 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:08,272 ...it looks like it's about to... the doors are about to open to Strawberry Country! 394 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:13,110 Wow... 395 00:40:21,869 --> 00:40:23,829 How scary! 396 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,626 Creepy! 397 00:40:32,045 --> 00:40:34,339 What's the matter? 398 00:40:34,381 --> 00:40:38,844 The cash register pinched my finger! We will fix it. 399 00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:40,679 You continue. 400 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,223 Tell me the rest of the story the rest of the story 401 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,601 It doesn't matter anymore. 402 00:40:45,684 --> 00:40:49,605 Tell me, did it work? That's the thing, Aliska! 403 00:40:49,688 --> 00:40:51,565 I don't remember anymore. 404 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:02,968 Well, how can you do that, Alice? 405 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:06,263 Where is your mercy, your compassion for human suffering? 406 00:41:06,288 --> 00:41:09,374 It is a defect, you need a therapist! 407 00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:14,797 You will revitalize yourself with a cup of coffee! 408 00:41:16,215 --> 00:41:18,175 GO HERE! 409 00:42:06,849 --> 00:42:08,267 Hang on a minute. 410 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:20,779 I'm sorry, but..., but this is theft. 411 00:42:24,616 --> 00:42:28,370 What's the matter? Give me the bag! 412 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:34,251 Have you gone crazy? 413 00:42:41,216 --> 00:42:43,093 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Grab it! 414 00:42:43,218 --> 00:42:44,887 Where are you going? 415 00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,764 Grab it! Stop, please! 416 00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:52,686 Catch him! Catch him! You can't do that. 417 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:58,567 You can't... 418 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:58,919 Do you want to come to my house? I have a telephone set at home! 419 00:43:59,044 --> 00:44:01,755 The floor around the corner. 420 00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:19,815 You are, um. Aren't you the same Mr. Smith who called me this morning? 421 00:44:46,175 --> 00:44:49,094 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, CALL 911. FREE CALL 422 00:44:59,771 --> 00:45:01,356 Hello? 423 00:45:03,484 --> 00:45:04,735 RUN... 424 00:45:04,776 --> 00:45:06,069 FOR ME... 425 00:45:06,153 --> 00:45:07,404 HOME. 426 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:37,494 Mr. Smith? 427 00:46:38,912 --> 00:46:39,997 Oh yes. 428 00:46:41,498 --> 00:46:45,377 I've been making greasy calls because I'm a weirdo. 429 00:46:45,461 --> 00:46:48,172 a classic badass 430 00:46:48,255 --> 00:46:51,258 Well, when did I realize that? 431 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:53,969 At the institute. 432 00:46:54,052 --> 00:46:58,682 Well. I used to pick my nose I liked picking my nose. 433 00:46:58,807 --> 00:47:01,768 Yes, I loved playing with ****. 434 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:05,189 Anyway, in your pocket. in your pocket. 435 00:47:05,314 --> 00:47:11,403 And somewhere. an hour of doing nothing. Like, in Spanish class. 436 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:14,823 I used to sculpt a whole ball of **** in my pants pocket. 437 00:47:14,948 --> 00:47:19,453 I was rolling around turning it around. 438 00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:21,830 It's fun. 439 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:25,000 I had fun, even fun. 440 00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,628 It's a bit rubbish though. 441 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:33,342 Also. I had a pencil, I used to buy mine. 442 00:47:33,425 --> 00:47:35,135 It was a success at the time. 443 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:39,139 Every boy had one of these, to be able to urinate underwater. 444 00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:42,476 I used to take mine to school to the bathroom. 445 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:46,855 and wrote the girls' names right in the toilet bowl. 446 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:49,608 So it can't be washed. Nice pencil! 447 00:47:49,691 --> 00:47:51,944 It's a shame, it's lost. 448 00:47:52,903 --> 00:48:00,035 Anyway, until I left school, I didn't make any phone calls. 449 00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:03,872 And it started with me stupidly flipping through the phone book, 450 00:48:03,997 --> 00:48:07,876 and there is a name there which I liked. 451 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:11,296 No, seriously, it was a last name... surname. 452 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:16,385 Too bad I forgot. I thought about calling you. 453 00:48:16,468 --> 00:48:18,762 Well, it seems like a harmless joke. 454 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:21,974 It didn't occur to me It didn't occur to me. 455 00:48:22,141 --> 00:48:26,478 Anyway, I'm on the phone, restless. I feel like they are going to hang... 456 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,814 And I was like: "Cock in your cheek!" 457 00:48:28,856 --> 00:48:30,858 And on the other side, "What?" 458 00:48:32,568 --> 00:48:35,362 And they don't. they don't hang up their pipe 459 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:38,740 Then I'll give it to you again: "Cock on my shoulder!" 460 00:48:39,491 --> 00:48:42,202 And they are like: "Oh. How so?" 461 00:48:42,327 --> 00:48:47,082 And then something took over me, and I told them ****. 462 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:50,878 I think they liked it. If not, why didn't they throw away the tube? 463 00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:54,923 Well I took a lot of shit, everything I know. It's a load of shit! 464 00:48:55,007 --> 00:48:57,718 This is how it started... 465 00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,887 And then every night. and then it went on and on. 466 00:49:00,012 --> 00:49:04,224 right after the news I called someone. 467 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:08,019 I soon realized that it was a way to be discovered. 468 00:49:08,054 --> 00:49:10,022 and started making calls from a pay phone. 469 00:49:10,105 --> 00:49:12,765 I just locked myself in a cabin, browsing the directory. 470 00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:18,280 and send anyone anywhere, like ****. 471 00:49:18,405 --> 00:49:25,037 Anyway, one day the police caught me, They took me to the police station, they beat me up. 472 00:49:25,245 --> 00:49:27,206 Actually, I... 473 00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:32,711 I have nothing against the police, I've always respected them, but, um. 474 00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:35,990 and then I They beat me up. 475 00:49:37,216 --> 00:49:43,889 The nose was just a little. I took off my nose, so I've been out of it ever since. 476 00:49:43,972 --> 00:49:48,936 What does it matter to me, I have found another fun, you know. 477 00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:52,940 I run through the streets at night and I fart. 478 00:49:53,065 --> 00:49:56,485 It's fun and it doesn't hurt. 479 00:49:56,568 --> 00:49:59,947 A small correction, and that is happiness. 480 00:50:03,951 --> 00:50:06,578 It's not ecstasy yet, but... 481 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,805 Do I look like a little strange? 482 00:50:26,181 --> 00:50:28,350 No, I wouldn't say that, I wouldn't say that. 483 00:50:28,475 --> 00:50:31,186 I don't know who has what kind of hobbies. 484 00:50:32,187 --> 00:50:34,606 I have no injuries on my face. 485 00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:37,734 However, I find it difficult to look in the eyes of my interlocutor. 486 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:41,822 - Why not sunglasses? - I am a theater person. 487 00:50:42,322 --> 00:50:45,200 Of course, everyone has It has its own style. 488 00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:48,328 So, Was it you who called me? 489 00:50:55,461 --> 00:50:58,297 I'm going to say, without further ado: "Yes!" 490 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:02,134 - Yes, that was me. - Wow! 491 00:51:02,217 --> 00:51:06,430 Can you expand on the introduction? prepare me a little? 492 00:51:09,224 --> 00:51:11,935 my calls It's a sweet sin. 493 00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,855 How can you forget it? 494 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:17,774 The resistance It's useless. 495 00:51:18,650 --> 00:51:23,405 I have honed my skills to the highest. 496 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,866 From now on, I... 497 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,826 yes I want 498 00:51:28,744 --> 00:51:32,623 I can seduce the president to the president. 499 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:35,751 his wife, his children. 500 00:51:36,543 --> 00:51:38,253 grandparents. 501 00:51:38,837 --> 00:51:42,424 Although... to be a politician. I have zero ambition. 502 00:51:45,653 --> 00:51:49,407 The first thing I do every morning. I prepare breakfast for my husband. 503 00:51:49,490 --> 00:51:51,784 Bob is the husband's name. 504 00:51:51,867 --> 00:51:54,245 I make strong coffee, as he likes. 505 00:51:54,370 --> 00:51:57,623 so that it is invigorated and toned. 506 00:51:57,706 --> 00:52:01,043 When he leaves, clean, I wash the dishes. 507 00:52:01,127 --> 00:52:04,213 I make my bed, the usual. And every morning. 508 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:07,800 I turn on the TV and I see Summer Term. 509 00:52:07,883 --> 00:52:14,265 Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 10:00. I have a painting class, I paint with colors. 510 00:52:14,390 --> 00:52:19,311 In the afternoon, around two or three, I usually I come home, I put on my robe. 511 00:52:19,395 --> 00:52:21,147 I need to relax. 512 00:52:21,313 --> 00:52:24,567 Anyway, I take a banana from **** and I put it between my legs. 513 00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:28,195 I squeeze it with my thighs, so that it gets wet inside. 514 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:31,031 I let myself fall on the couch, caressing me for a while. 515 00:52:31,115 --> 00:52:33,659 And now I'm screaming and purr of pleasure. 516 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:36,495 like an excited cat. 517 00:52:36,579 --> 00:52:39,123 There comes a time in which the banana is still inside me. 518 00:52:39,248 --> 00:52:42,084 and I pick up the phone and call the person who is at work right now. 519 00:52:42,209 --> 00:52:47,423 I ask him about his house, how big It's big or, I don't know, long. 520 00:52:47,506 --> 00:52:49,383 And that's when I cum. 521 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,177 Then it's time to clean again... 522 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:55,056 I'm waiting for Bob to get home from work. when Bob gets home from work. 523 00:52:57,516 --> 00:52:59,810 I value my reputation. 524 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:06,609 They say about me: "I would seduce a canteen firefighter. If I had ears." 525 00:53:06,692 --> 00:53:10,738 - It's impossible! - Oh yes, you can't put the ears back. 526 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,114 It's a shame. 527 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,622 It was impossible for you say no. 528 00:53:19,705 --> 00:53:23,584 you begged me so much for him to come. 529 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,337 I don't remember having many requests. 530 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:29,548 You seem to have a thirsty appetite to see me 531 00:53:29,715 --> 00:53:31,675 And he hasn't done it yet. 532 00:53:32,968 --> 00:53:35,763 Wow. I'm already looking at you. 533 00:53:35,888 --> 00:53:37,723 No, I'm talking about a more serious one. more serious. 534 00:53:37,890 --> 00:53:42,228 I want you to study me like an underground map! 535 00:53:52,488 --> 00:53:56,867 All I can do It is an extravagant speech. 536 00:53:59,161 --> 00:54:01,414 How often do you call to the ladies? 537 00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,839 Four times in one night. 538 00:54:10,631 --> 00:54:15,177 I have a five-day week. About a thousand calls a year. 539 00:54:15,261 --> 00:54:19,056 Vacations are usually two weeks: I'm going fishing. 540 00:54:19,181 --> 00:54:21,976 Fishing. my secret passion. 541 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:25,354 A thousand calls a year, That's a lot! 542 00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:27,857 Oh, no, no, no. 543 00:54:28,649 --> 00:54:34,196 When I was younger and could start in a jiffy. 544 00:54:35,322 --> 00:54:40,244 there have been ten women in one day and ten in one night 545 00:54:42,705 --> 00:54:44,957 Now I have calmed down. 546 00:54:45,124 --> 00:54:48,085 Phone sex is less Expensive, right? 547 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:50,588 That's why I'm calling you. 548 00:54:52,465 --> 00:54:54,216 Alcohol cures some... 549 00:54:54,341 --> 00:54:55,843 others are smoke... 550 00:54:56,594 --> 00:55:01,932 - The tube saves me. - Dirty books save me! 551 00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:06,604 I knew it, They were healing. 552 00:55:10,649 --> 00:55:15,112 - Can I refer to you? - Yes of course. 553 00:55:15,196 --> 00:55:17,573 How do I address you? 554 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,077 Mr. Smith. 555 00:55:23,662 --> 00:55:28,167 Forgive the formalism... We'll keep our distance for now. 556 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,378 I don't care at all! 557 00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:32,755 I can tell you a good one porn reading! 558 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,632 No, thanks. 559 00:55:35,841 --> 00:55:36,685 I don't like books. 560 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:43,584 Mom never left me smell her panties. 561 00:55:47,171 --> 00:55:49,840 When I was eight years old. 562 00:55:51,008 --> 00:55:53,010 and I went to school. 563 00:55:54,136 --> 00:55:57,056 There was a girl in my class named Betty-Ann. 564 00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:02,978 His entire face was covered of large red black dots. 565 00:56:06,732 --> 00:56:10,945 My father. looked like a beast. 566 00:56:12,363 --> 00:56:14,907 brutal, hairy. 567 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:20,955 However, that did not prevent him to seduce sailors... 568 00:56:21,038 --> 00:56:23,999 and wearing french lipstick lipstick 569 00:56:26,001 --> 00:56:28,796 When I eat spaghetti... 570 00:56:29,713 --> 00:56:31,799 My nose is bleeding. 571 00:56:35,177 --> 00:56:38,430 There was a time when I swallowed a golf ball. 572 00:56:40,141 --> 00:56:43,310 I guess that's when I grew up. 573 00:56:44,562 --> 00:56:49,400 I have never had my intestines I have never worked so much 574 00:56:51,068 --> 00:56:54,780 It's incredibly difficult to explain to the people. 575 00:56:55,364 --> 00:56:59,034 why do i sit on my thumb I sit on my thumb 576 00:57:01,954 --> 00:57:06,250 So. as you can see. 577 00:57:07,334 --> 00:57:10,880 there is no reason for me to do obscene calls. 578 00:57:10,963 --> 00:57:14,216 From now on, the brain acts rationally. 579 00:57:14,341 --> 00:57:17,720 Now I am in condition to realize 580 00:57:17,803 --> 00:57:21,724 that you don't have to call to the girls and tell them. 581 00:57:21,807 --> 00:57:23,559 "Suck it, pussy!" 582 00:57:24,852 --> 00:57:30,566 I came to my senses and realized what to say. "Suck that one, cunt!" It's a disease. 583 00:57:30,649 --> 00:57:33,444 I can't even have those thoughts I can't even have those thoughts anymore. 584 00:57:33,527 --> 00:57:36,113 Because thought is essential... 585 00:57:36,238 --> 00:57:38,783 and you have to start with it. 586 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:50,252 - Ask me why I'm here! - Why am I here? 587 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:52,004 Don't know. 588 00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:54,924 People like me are afraid to get out of the darkness. 589 00:57:55,007 --> 00:57:58,260 It is usually due of coercion. 590 00:57:58,427 --> 00:58:02,723 It's 03:32 on the clock... Oh yes. 591 00:58:03,849 --> 00:58:09,271 The perfect midnight vigil for the person on the other side. 592 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:13,067 How do you manage to play with people and don't let them hit you back? 593 00:58:13,150 --> 00:58:17,404 - I don't know, it just happens. - Don't ladies scream? 594 00:58:17,488 --> 00:58:18,864 They do it, they do it. 595 00:58:19,615 --> 00:58:24,328 of extreme pleasure, and only at the end of the conversation. 596 00:58:24,453 --> 00:58:25,955 But it's not about that now. 597 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:31,377 For someone like me, the reason It's the emotion, not the ridicule. 598 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:34,456 The newspapers, unfortunately, write about us. Scary stories about us. 599 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:38,349 It's the fault of the scoundrels and the mediocre. that flood the market. 600 00:58:38,384 --> 00:58:40,636 Meanwhile, I have... 601 00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:42,513 I had 30 clients clients. 602 00:58:42,596 --> 00:58:46,100 I'm sorry yes My question seems silly, but... 603 00:58:46,183 --> 00:58:49,186 do you have any physical contact with the ladies? 604 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:52,481 Is there any type of body contact is there? 605 00:58:55,067 --> 00:58:58,446 what the fuck Are you implying?! 606 00:58:58,654 --> 00:59:01,282 What "body contact"? 607 00:59:02,116 --> 00:59:05,077 I have possessed thousands of females! 608 00:59:05,744 --> 00:59:13,586 Brooklyn, the Bronx, Manhattan and even Staten Island. 609 00:59:13,669 --> 00:59:18,090 I have had them in the best triplexes in Sutton Place and in the seediest ghettos. 610 00:59:18,132 --> 00:59:21,844 Ladies of all shapes, races, denominations and nuances! 611 00:59:21,969 --> 00:59:25,890 If you put them together, you will have a whole block! 612 00:59:26,557 --> 00:59:30,978 How could any ordinary man can you do the same? 613 00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:35,107 How could a commoner possess the mind of such a lady. 614 00:59:35,191 --> 00:59:37,026 how can it be me? 615 00:59:37,109 --> 00:59:41,614 How can mere "body contact" replace the power to control nature? 616 00:59:42,198 --> 00:59:46,243 total power, individual! 617 00:59:47,286 --> 00:59:50,456 Nothing compares! 618 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,086 Who would have thought it. 619 00:59:59,924 --> 01:00:03,135 Sorry, this topic always so hot 620 01:00:03,219 --> 01:00:04,428 It's no big deal. 621 01:00:05,012 --> 01:00:06,847 Do you call the schoolgirls? 622 01:00:12,853 --> 01:00:16,941 I gave up the nymphs a month ago. a month ago 623 01:00:23,489 --> 01:00:24,657 Hello? 624 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:28,494 They just need a little bit of everything, an introduction: "Hello, how are you?" 625 01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:31,539 "I must have the wrong number!" With these presentations... 626 01:00:31,622 --> 01:00:36,836 You can make up anything, like you're a soccer star. that you are a two-meter football star... 627 01:00:36,919 --> 01:00:41,215 a sophisticated poet, an old man old professor or whatever. 628 01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:45,553 Daily practice and seniority practice and antiquity. 629 01:00:45,636 --> 01:00:48,806 Oh my God, but it is a call from a stranger! 630 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,183 Look at that! 631 01:00:51,308 --> 01:00:53,936 Look how it wobbles. 632 01:00:54,019 --> 01:00:56,355 She's delicate like a cocoon. 633 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,024 But she is attracted to a great athlete. 634 01:00:59,108 --> 01:01:02,611 carry heavy, dirty tacos. 635 01:01:02,778 --> 01:01:07,074 Right now. I am describing the deltoids. 636 01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:10,619 that you can to knock nuts. 637 01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:14,457 Wow, do it again! 638 01:01:15,124 --> 01:01:19,253 Calling schoolgirls is just a passing whim. 639 01:01:19,336 --> 01:01:21,714 So, after a hundred, I stopped..... 640 01:01:21,797 --> 01:01:25,050 and changed to mature content. 641 01:01:25,134 --> 01:01:27,845 You can't grab these guys at the first opportunity. 642 01:01:30,139 --> 01:01:32,224 What excites you? 643 01:01:32,349 --> 01:01:34,310 Extravagant passion! 644 01:01:34,435 --> 01:01:39,023 There is an image for such occasions. of the sick pensioner... 645 01:01:39,106 --> 01:01:42,485 that only has one active muscle. 646 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:49,200 Sometimes their reactions are full of the kind of fun fucking expensive. 647 01:01:49,325 --> 01:01:51,160 Sir.... 648 01:01:52,077 --> 01:01:55,831 ...you are a born speaker! 649 01:01:57,625 --> 01:02:02,129 I wish to hell you'd call to my best friend! 650 01:02:02,254 --> 01:02:03,714 Why else? 651 01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,635 I used to listen, but now I want to see. 652 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,056 Well. It's extravagant, but why not. 653 01:02:32,118 --> 01:02:32,952 Hello? 654 01:02:49,385 --> 01:02:50,761 Who is it? 655 01:02:59,145 --> 01:03:00,271 Oh, it's you! 656 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:11,407 If you're thinking about doing to me what you did to your girlfriend, what you did with your girlfriend. 657 01:03:12,199 --> 01:03:13,200 Fire! Fire! 658 01:03:13,784 --> 01:03:14,994 Ply! 659 01:03:17,371 --> 01:03:18,289 Fire! 660 01:03:24,462 --> 01:03:25,921 Oh! 661 01:03:37,558 --> 01:03:39,977 Let me... see you. 662 01:03:42,021 --> 01:03:45,649 Say the magic word. 663 01:04:11,592 --> 01:04:13,219 Please. 664 01:04:23,229 --> 01:04:25,815 And how did you decide open up to me? 665 01:04:27,399 --> 01:04:31,487 Six years ago. I was braver than a lion. 666 01:04:31,612 --> 01:04:34,698 A brave warrior, a fighter.... 667 01:04:34,824 --> 01:04:36,325 crusher. 668 01:04:36,492 --> 01:04:40,704 A true patriot, with the rank of captain. 669 01:04:40,788 --> 01:04:43,874 Hitting reds, crushing left and right. 670 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:47,253 He has earned orders and new ranks. 671 01:04:47,419 --> 01:04:49,380 It looked like a cucumber. 672 01:04:49,463 --> 01:04:53,759 Although I'm not a faggot, but he was like a cucumber. 673 01:04:54,426 --> 01:04:57,513 You know, the right facial features. 674 01:04:57,596 --> 01:05:00,224 a stern look, an open look. 675 01:05:00,307 --> 01:05:03,227 It's like it's written on my forehead: "Don't go in, it will kill you!" 676 01:05:03,894 --> 01:05:05,396 For the soldiers... 677 01:05:05,479 --> 01:05:08,149 He was practically a god. 678 01:05:08,190 --> 01:05:13,404 Sure, I've been hard on some people, but generally fair. 679 01:05:13,487 --> 01:05:17,616 I could understand others and console. 680 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:21,537 There was a cute little soldier thus moving under artillery fire. 681 01:05:21,662 --> 01:05:24,874 I punched him in the face, kicked him in the stomach. and I shouted in his ear: 682 01:05:24,957 --> 01:05:28,377 "Don't piss, bitch, It's not over yet!" 683 01:05:28,502 --> 01:05:30,379 "Let's beat them!" 684 01:05:32,214 --> 01:05:34,049 And then... 685 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:35,426 I kissed him. 686 01:05:35,551 --> 01:05:37,720 Not like a faggot... 687 01:05:37,845 --> 01:05:42,308 but from the heart. a hug. like a man can kiss a partner. 688 01:05:42,391 --> 01:05:45,603 I excelled in everything. 689 01:05:45,728 --> 01:05:49,231 All national media They were talking about me. 690 01:05:49,398 --> 01:05:52,067 like the guy who's going to fight back. 691 01:05:52,151 --> 01:05:55,905 to any damn bastard that has broken the foundations. 692 01:05:55,988 --> 01:06:02,495 Once, while appearing on a nationally televised talk show. with all my honors and decorations. 693 01:06:02,536 --> 01:06:06,332 I turned around abruptly and I said directly to the camera: 694 01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:11,378 "Just because there are a lot of problems in this country. "is no reason to..." 695 01:06:11,462 --> 01:06:14,465 Straight pointed his finger at the lens: "There is no reason..." 696 01:06:14,590 --> 01:06:18,886 "...to be solved by the hands of people who don't give a damn." 697 01:06:19,011 --> 01:06:25,059 "Those who are not with us. "Those who are not even human." 698 01:06:26,227 --> 01:06:28,604 I've rounded it up nicely! 699 01:06:28,729 --> 01:06:32,441 The room burst into applause, Even the cameraman applauded! 700 01:06:32,608 --> 01:06:36,737 I'll be honest with you: He was bursting with pride. 701 01:06:37,905 --> 01:06:41,075 You destroyed everyone like a pit bull! 702 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,702 At that time, I respected family values. 703 01:06:43,869 --> 01:06:47,414 I was married to a lady of my heart called Mary. 704 01:06:47,581 --> 01:06:51,919 I had a rosy-cheeked boy called Freddie. 705 01:06:52,044 --> 01:06:56,298 Mary, Freddie and me. the perfect family 706 01:06:56,465 --> 01:07:01,846 - And then what? - One day I was cutting the grass. 707 01:07:01,929 --> 01:07:03,889 As always, on Sundays. 708 01:07:04,014 --> 01:07:06,934 It's like meditating, relaxing. 709 01:07:07,017 --> 01:07:09,562 That day, our dog Fred... 710 01:07:09,645 --> 01:07:13,441 We named our son Freddie on purpose, and little dog Fred, you know? 711 01:07:13,482 --> 01:07:14,817 I think so. 712 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:19,530 Now, to our dog Fred, while I was mowing, He liked to bite my heels. 713 01:07:19,613 --> 01:07:23,159 And that day they visited us of two senior government officials. 714 01:07:23,242 --> 01:07:26,245 to convince me to go to space. 715 01:07:26,328 --> 01:07:30,124 We want to convince you to go to space! 716 01:07:30,207 --> 01:07:35,588 I loved the stars, that I almost jumped with excitement. 717 01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:48,976 government officials they knew everything. 718 01:07:49,059 --> 01:07:52,313 I am aware that once a week. I have a mowing session. 719 01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:55,483 and the fact that Mary congratulates me for it once a week. 720 01:07:55,649 --> 01:07:57,902 Amazing people! 721 01:07:58,027 --> 01:08:00,404 There is no escape. 722 01:08:00,529 --> 01:08:05,159 Well how could I refuse to go to space? 723 01:08:05,242 --> 01:08:08,662 Especially since, otherwise, everyone He would think I was a faggot! 724 01:08:08,788 --> 01:08:12,249 So I kissed Mary, Freddie and Fred goodbye. Mary, Freddie and Fred. 725 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:16,212 and rushed to Cape Kennedy. in those years, Cape Canaveral. 726 01:08:16,295 --> 01:08:22,468 I assumed it was the beginning of the legendary ascension to Olympus. 727 01:08:22,593 --> 01:08:27,640 Every night, looking at the stars, He clenched his fists. 728 01:08:27,765 --> 01:08:31,018 I wanted to go out there and conquer the universe! 729 01:08:31,143 --> 01:08:35,064 Not because of the prestige of the country-- I have found a reason. 730 01:08:35,147 --> 01:08:38,859 I have reached the top for the good the dinners, the noisy parades. 731 01:08:38,943 --> 01:08:41,320 and celebrations in my honor! 732 01:08:41,445 --> 01:08:45,449 I thought I was going to be a star, It was so exciting. 733 01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:49,954 I wanted to be desired for everyone. 734 01:08:50,955 --> 01:08:52,665 Morally... ("Brave boy!") 735 01:08:52,748 --> 01:08:55,126 ...I was ready to go. ("A real man!") 736 01:08:55,209 --> 01:08:58,472 There was one test left to pass.... ("Isn't that too much?") 737 01:08:58,507 --> 01:09:00,567 ...proof of weightlessness. ("He's so cute!") 738 01:09:00,602 --> 01:09:02,466 I put on a suit... 739 01:09:02,633 --> 01:09:05,469 and shook hands with all the generals, the scientists. 740 01:09:05,553 --> 01:09:08,139 journalists, bureaucrats. 741 01:09:08,264 --> 01:09:11,600 Someone noticed that I tensed and I let the wind blow. 742 01:09:11,684 --> 01:09:13,894 I owe you all apologize 743 01:09:14,019 --> 01:09:18,232 After giving everyone air kisses, I went into the pressure chamber. 744 01:09:18,357 --> 01:09:22,319 It was an exact replica of the capsule for space travel. 745 01:09:22,361 --> 01:09:25,698 NASA employees turned a couple of knobs. 746 01:09:25,781 --> 01:09:33,205 I felt lighter and lighter, until my feet completely left the ground. 747 01:09:33,289 --> 01:09:39,170 everyone was looking how he floated upside down. 748 01:09:39,336 --> 01:09:46,844 And I was in seventh heaven. Oh, how everything shone and glittered! 749 01:09:46,927 --> 01:09:50,681 There were numbers, wheels, balls, buttons. 750 01:09:50,806 --> 01:09:55,811 monitor windows as if I were in the Toyland of the Invisible. 751 01:09:55,895 --> 01:09:58,063 And here I was walking around... 752 01:09:58,147 --> 01:10:03,277 moving her entire body as one. like a wild carp. 753 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:07,114 in a pot with gelatin still in it. 754 01:10:07,198 --> 01:10:12,036 I used to think who knew everything about carnal pleasures. 755 01:10:12,161 --> 01:10:18,542 However, there were a couple of wonderful moments There were a couple of wonderful moments. 756 01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:26,675 when I experienced a cosmic orgasm. 757 01:10:26,759 --> 01:10:30,554 Suddenly my voice was silenced of the commander. 758 01:10:30,638 --> 01:10:32,932 Pilot, control yourself Get a grip! 759 01:10:33,516 --> 01:10:36,685 I woke up suddenly, I came to myself, 760 01:10:36,769 --> 01:10:41,649 wearing a space suit so no one could see my smile of happiness. 761 01:10:42,691 --> 01:10:49,323 Communication check: 4... 3... 2... 1... 762 01:10:49,949 --> 01:10:52,660 Link established. 763 01:10:52,785 --> 01:10:58,749 And then a message came that I still hear in my dreams. 764 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:03,003 What part should you examine first? 765 01:11:03,087 --> 01:11:05,339 I said, "Wait a minute!" 766 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:11,220 "Something has been waiting a long time for my research..." 767 01:11:11,303 --> 01:11:15,057 Airy, intoxicating.... 768 01:11:15,850 --> 01:11:19,687 ...ruddy, invigorating..... 769 01:11:20,354 --> 01:11:22,106 ...standing out... 770 01:11:22,982 --> 01:11:24,150 BOOB! 771 01:11:24,233 --> 01:11:25,568 ...SISSY.... 772 01:11:26,026 --> 01:11:27,361 ...SISSY.... 773 01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:29,071 ...SISSY.... 774 01:11:29,572 --> 01:11:30,823 ...SISSY.... 775 01:11:31,365 --> 01:11:32,616 ...SISSY.... 776 01:11:33,075 --> 01:11:34,368 ...boob... 777 01:11:34,827 --> 01:11:36,078 ...boob... 778 01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:37,830 ...boob... 779 01:11:38,372 --> 01:11:39,623 ...boob... 780 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,167 ...boob... 781 01:11:41,584 --> 01:11:42,960 ...boob... 782 01:11:43,461 --> 01:11:44,879 ...boob... 783 01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:50,843 I was losing my tongue, It was out of control. 784 01:11:50,968 --> 01:11:54,680 The experiment has been canceled and I have been sent away to rest while awaiting new instructions. 785 01:11:54,763 --> 01:11:59,727 Later, NASA psychologists conducted several more impact tests. 786 01:11:59,894 --> 01:12:02,021 The result was always the same: 787 01:12:02,188 --> 01:12:06,233 weightlessness returns to me crazy 788 01:12:06,942 --> 01:12:12,698 My psyche was not fit to represent a power in orbit. 789 01:12:12,782 --> 01:12:15,576 The incident was hidden from the public was hidden from the public. 790 01:12:15,701 --> 01:12:19,955 I'm back in Mary's arms, Freddie and Fred. 791 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,374 live like you've been living, to move forward. 792 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:26,170 At first, everything was going smoothly. Too bad it didn't last. 793 01:12:26,295 --> 01:12:29,131 A week later, I tried organize a picnic. 794 01:12:29,156 --> 01:12:30,470 Honey, why don't we do "a picnic?" 795 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:33,928 That was our keyword, so as not to embarrass Freddie. 796 01:12:34,011 --> 01:12:37,932 I was huffing as hard as I could, but it was useless. 797 01:12:38,057 --> 01:12:42,436 A complete failure... I apologized, I rolled over and fell asleep. 798 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,730 I have changed! 799 01:12:44,814 --> 01:12:48,734 Nothing traditional that excited me. 800 01:12:50,277 --> 01:12:55,407 The following Sunday I realized that Mowing the lawn was no longer relaxing. 801 01:12:55,491 --> 01:12:59,537 On the contrary, the longer he mowed, It bothered me the most. 802 01:12:59,662 --> 01:13:02,206 Fred, as usual, bit on their heels. 803 01:13:02,373 --> 01:13:05,751 It was a beautiful day, but the little bastard wouldn't stop. 804 01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:08,045 I have turned off the lawnmower..... 805 01:13:08,129 --> 01:13:12,925 He grabbed the toothy turd by the neck. and gave him a good kick. 806 01:13:13,008 --> 01:13:16,011 After flying about nine meters, almost died. 807 01:13:16,095 --> 01:13:20,266 I realized that family life it had gotten stuck. 808 01:13:20,349 --> 01:13:22,893 Mary screamed, waving his arms. 809 01:13:23,018 --> 01:13:24,645 I looked at my son..... 810 01:13:24,687 --> 01:13:27,356 I guess he thought who would be the next to be kicked. 811 01:13:27,398 --> 01:13:29,400 and pointed a gun at me. 812 01:13:29,442 --> 01:13:32,736 I ran into the house to call to the vet. 813 01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:36,240 But while dialing a number familiar. 814 01:13:36,323 --> 01:13:39,118 I had this crazy thought. 815 01:13:41,815 --> 01:13:43,441 We start with the command "action." 816 01:13:43,525 --> 01:13:47,404 try to be a little a little more passionate, okay? 817 01:13:47,529 --> 01:13:49,406 Ready! Action! 818 01:13:49,531 --> 01:13:52,576 Make dirty calls Only a sick person would do that! 819 01:13:52,701 --> 01:13:54,286 If you have any in mind..... 820 01:13:54,369 --> 01:13:58,957 you might think that their phone calls They are an innocent joke. 821 01:13:59,082 --> 01:14:01,334 Hell no, That's an article! 822 01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:04,629 Specifically, an addendum to Section 1... 823 01:14:04,713 --> 01:14:08,967 article 240/30 of the New York Penal Code. New York. 824 01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:11,970 Congress approved an amendment for the detention of people... 825 01:14:12,095 --> 01:14:14,139 make calls making obscene phone calls. 826 01:14:14,306 --> 01:14:17,684 up to six months. 827 01:14:17,767 --> 01:14:21,479 Attracting them so far has been almost impossible. 828 01:14:21,605 --> 01:14:23,815 But things are changing. 829 01:14:23,915 --> 01:14:26,568 We have started to apply new telephone schemes... 830 01:14:26,651 --> 01:14:30,614 that work both for calling as for identification. 831 01:14:30,697 --> 01:14:33,825 By disconnecting the connection, the attacker stay on the line. 832 01:14:33,992 --> 01:14:38,955 So the victim can keep the phone on hook to keep the bad guy hanging. 833 01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,374 No matter how you turn it... 834 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:45,879 calling again, you will come to us. 835 01:14:45,962 --> 01:14:48,465 I realized that this was the way out. 836 01:14:48,548 --> 01:14:52,969 And instead of calling the vet to cure a useless creature. 837 01:14:53,053 --> 01:14:57,516 I closed my eyes and dialed a random number. 838 01:14:57,682 --> 01:15:02,562 It was like I was flying through a myriad of brilliant constellations! 839 01:15:02,687 --> 01:15:06,233 The first place I went It was Sportsmaster. 840 01:15:06,358 --> 01:15:08,026 I left the number and dialed again. 841 01:15:08,151 --> 01:15:11,488 After a couple of failures. a woman's voice answered me. 842 01:15:11,613 --> 01:15:13,907 ("Hello, who's speaking?") And I started transmitting... 843 01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:15,659 ("Who are you?") I was transmitting by instinct... 844 01:15:15,784 --> 01:15:17,953 as long as I don't hang up. 845 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:21,081 Just when Mary walked in with a crying Freddie in his arms. 846 01:15:21,206 --> 01:15:25,085 She was crying too, and I lost track of the conversation, and I interrupted the call. 847 01:15:25,252 --> 01:15:27,963 That was my first call. 848 01:15:28,129 --> 01:15:32,425 Oh how I longed a sequel! 849 01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:35,554 Now we are working in voice recording! 850 01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:38,515 Electronic model of a specific tone! 851 01:15:38,598 --> 01:15:41,768 It's the same than fingerprints. 852 01:15:41,893 --> 01:15:44,855 We can tell by the sound who are you 853 01:15:44,938 --> 01:15:47,858 So, It doesn't matter how you encode it. 854 01:15:47,899 --> 01:15:50,986 we will catch you. You can't hide from us! 855 01:15:51,152 --> 01:15:54,865 There's about to be a complete purge of our society! 856 01:15:56,575 --> 01:15:59,244 After the first call. there were more and more. 857 01:15:59,369 --> 01:16:04,666 Like a secret junkie, whenever he could, I was sneaking around behind the wheel of a machine gun. 858 01:16:04,749 --> 01:16:07,002 At first the call was pure improvisation. 859 01:16:07,085 --> 01:16:10,672 I trusted my instinct animal. 860 01:16:10,755 --> 01:16:13,842 As time passed. I started filtering the bazaar. 861 01:16:13,884 --> 01:16:15,927 and polish your technique. 862 01:16:16,052 --> 01:16:20,891 I've figured out how to keep a lady with his voice for an hour! 863 01:16:21,016 --> 01:16:25,312 After my triumphant victories, there was shame and contempt shame and contempt. 864 01:16:25,395 --> 01:16:27,105 The police discovered me. 865 01:16:27,189 --> 01:16:30,859 When Mary heard that, She almost cut her tits. 866 01:16:30,984 --> 01:16:35,405 He ran away with Freddie and Fred, and I got away with a fine. 867 01:16:35,447 --> 01:16:38,366 All alone, without family or friends. 868 01:16:38,450 --> 01:16:43,288 I moved to New York to start my career here from scratch. 869 01:16:55,008 --> 01:16:57,719 I've been talking to a lot of people. 870 01:16:57,844 --> 01:17:02,098 But you were the first person in recognizing me. 871 01:17:03,475 --> 01:17:06,394 You are a unique creature. 872 01:17:07,229 --> 01:17:10,774 yourself "a unique creature." 873 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,569 Alright, it's time. 874 01:17:14,653 --> 01:17:16,363 I am yours! 875 01:17:18,657 --> 01:17:22,786 Take it all from me, I'll keep it simple: "Fry me, baby!" 876 01:17:27,624 --> 01:17:29,584 You can't do that. 877 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,425 - It doesn't work like that. - You try it. 878 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:44,808 There is only one way. 879 01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:15,422 Hello? 880 01:18:22,596 --> 01:18:24,181 Well, hello. 881 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,285 WHAT A BALDNESS 882 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:43,995 translation: AKSENOVI(I) aka*liosaa